Why do people like to stop me and tell me about all the things I should be doing while they are doing fuck all?
Why do the cats come into the house and then act all crazy when they get caught?
Why do they have to sing sad songs at funerals?
Why is it that just when you think you have it figured out, everything gets even more bloody complicated?
Why am I so obsessed with cleaning the bathroom?
Why aren’t more people concerned enough about crime to actually get off their backsides and do something about it?
Why don’t I like porridge?
Why do my knees hurt when I try to do a kapotasana?
Why am I not in London now?